Dany Douchebag was invited to throw out the first pitch at a Giants game. And then he did this:
You’ll have to notice that the young lady throwing beside the All-Star manages not only to get the ball to the catcher, but throw was was probably a strike.
In Heater’s defense, pitchers do get most of their drive from their legs, and well, she has more impressive thighs than he does. It all comes down to strength here, and clearly she’s the stronger of the two. Maybe it’s time for Dany to spend some time in the weight room this summer. Those chicken legs are giving All-Stars a bad name.
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